gosh diddly dang

cryptotheism:

greggturkington:

cryptotheism:

I never watched the pony show but I really enjoy what you folks are doing with those horses these days. Just today, I saw an image of the yellow one smoking a bong and wearing a “nine inch nails” tee shirt.

is this true?

Like a rare and beautiful spirit…I hope to see it again

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demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Pussy inspector said it looks indistinguishable from a cis vagina. We did it chat

Graduating vagedicktorian

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i-am-emily:

demilypyro:

Discussing transition online can be hard because I don’t know the English word for half of my body parts and Dutch is a clown language. Picture me entering “shame lips” into google translate and being told that’s what a labia is

clown language

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memewhore:

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randomitemdrop:

judasclementine:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

@doctorstarlock ’s comment has passed peer review

By now I’m sure most of y’all have seen this video but I just now noticed this:

Item: wrist-mounted spice holster. The Spice Bracer of Dionysus Jones.

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langernameohnebedeutung:

official-rolli-und-rita:

Just tried eating an orange like an appl. I see why we don’t do this

I had a friend who did this on a bus one time when we were still teens and after chewing out my friend for that, the bus driver turned to me and said “I don’t understand why you spend time with someone like that. You seem like a decent girl.”

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nitewrighter:

Here’s the original thread from Twitter but I want all my followers protesting the recent supreme court decision to stay safe. 

[Image description: A screenshot of a tweet from Rh3t0ric (@avglibsoc) that says ‘In lieu of Roe V Wade being overturned, I’m going to compile a thread of any protest advice I can find’ followed by an infographic illustrating the following:

PROTESTING SAFELY

What to Wear:

-Nondescript, solid color clothing; cover identifying tattoos.

-Goggles & mask

-Heat resistant gloves

-Emergency Contacts written down

-Tie your hair up

What to bring:

-Water for drinking & tear gas

-Snacks

-Cash/change & ID

-Bandages & First Aid supplies

-Washcloth

-Earplugs

-Protest signs

DON’T BRING:

-Cell phone without first turning off Face/Touch ID, going into airplane mode, and disabling data

-Jewelry

-Anything you don’t want to be arrested with

-Contact lenses

/end image description]

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