Text 23 Apr 211,621 notes

owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

Text 23 Apr 20,695 notes

wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person

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Chat 23 Apr 152,111 notes
  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
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Video 22 Apr 96,235 notes

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

referenceforwriters:

Illustrated Guides: 1, 2, 3

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More on Survival

Just in case…

Sadly I don’t have a beard to freeze myself to the ice with. 

This is why you don’t shave your pubic hair

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Text 22 Apr 341,604 notes

following-rons-butterflies:


Writing an essay

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Finishing the essay

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Turning the essay in

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omg this is perfect

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Text 21 Apr 21,487 notes I slam, therefore I jam.

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Photo 21 Apr 230,956 notes lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

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